Saturday, February 26, 2005

Here i am again - yee-haaaaa!!!!!!! I've been home since 10:30 p.m. or so after i got off the bus and walked down the hill too go thru the front door . I saw one of my neighbors so i hurried too get into the building so they wouldn't catch up with me . She didn't see me so big deal . I'm not a big fan of the people in this building . Most are just a bunch of stcuk up assholes/bitches, with the rare exception of a couple of people. The last building i lived in i still really miss, but we all had 2 1/2 months 5too move out thanks too the Borg Collective, er,.. Sacred Heart buying the building/property . I really miss that apartment . There were some cool/friendly people in that place! Everybody on my (5th) floor were way cool! This building, whatta joke! Stuck-up prunes .
I've been here for about 2 years almost and i can't think of anything really special, mabe excpet beating Star Wars:Knights of The Old Republic, Thief:Deadly Shadows, Brute Force, Halo 1 & 2, Armed & Dangerous, and a few other games all on the Xbox . Other than that - poop.
Work was dull as usual, but at least i don't really have too deal with anyone with the excpetion of a yuppie scumball every so often . Fantasies involving a chainsaw and lottsa screaming yelling and cussing form in the television that is my mind .
Recently a pal has been targeting me by taking a picture of me and involving me with animals, in such a loving way . Thanks alot brutha - i WILL remember this and mark my words, I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sent a package with 4 audio cassettes too a pal yesterday and realized not too long after that i forgot too include some $$$ for the I DRINK YOUR BLOOD dvd( CULT flick!!!) and a cd-r by GUARANTEED KATCH he recently released on his fine label REALITY IMPAIRED RECORDS . I also sent him the wrong cover/layout for the P.U. tape that my brutha Steveggs(PILE OF EGGS,etc.) and i did wayyyyyyyy back in '94! This one has the right(only) cover but the story/info. insert is the incredibly hard too read handwritten version . D'oh!!!!!!!!!!
I feel a.o.k. right now considering how AWEFUL i felt earlier . I was catching up on redaing this book about the Salem Witch Trials and ate a TON of Tim's Cascede potato chips . I nearly barfed! Finished 'Choke' by Chuck Palahniuk(spelled right! ya!ha!ha!) yesterday morning around 4:15 a.m. or so . Man, whatta cool book, really TWISTED! I've definitly gotta get another book by that guy . His stuff is really addictive! Welp, it's frikkin' late and i'm tired . Gonna watch THE BIG LEBOWSKI again . Great movie! More blabbing later .
THE BIZARRE ALIEN - OUTSIDER NOISER- -LOS ROMATICOS DE LONLIER- poop. EARTH.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

I've been tired all day plus i threw up twice . Once here at home yesterday after i got off the phone, thanks too being nervous about reschedualing an eye examintaion( i thought the Dr. was done with it last Friday???) then ta work istarted feeling nauseous so i barfed again .

Hunter S. Thompson commited suicide sunday and i was pretty suprised and a little sad - well i dunno about "sad" cuz i didn't/don't know much about the guy excpet for a few things here and there and he was/is pretty interesting . I still miss William S. Burroughs( who i consider a mentor/inspiration and direct inspiration for making me get back into writing and doing it MY way!) and I was bumed when i found out a few years ago that Charles Bukowski has been dead for years . I dig those guys! R.I.P. .
I have a bunch of stuff i've written over the years that i'll probaly include in upcoming blogs .
Gotta work on my 'Exterminator 0777X-1" story and i've some other ideas ion the works!

The Earwigs haven't done squat since 2 sundays ago . I've REALLY been seriously thinking of QUITTING finally,.... but i just can't! 14 1/2 years later and it's just in my blood .
I need too get going on the new cd-r that'll be on Reality Impaired Rec.s . I know i'll get it done .
Lately i just haven't had any inspiration whatso ever regarding anything . Too much depression as well .
No art, no working on my zine, no nothing . At least i am reading some comics and 'Choke' by Chuck P.( damn - I CANNOT pronounce that guys last name - can't even remember how too spell it at the moment - duh!) .

I'm really tired right now and gotta get up early tomorrow so i'll probaly get zooming shortly .
Wish my dreamgirl was here . Geez, this planet is so full of LAME BORING SNOBBY FAKE FEMALES!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like i'm writing in a diary(ah! ha!ha!ha!) . How weak!!!

I'll blab more later on .

THE BIZARRE ALIEN -Earth-

FEAR FACTORY BLLLOOOWWWSSSSS!!!!!!!! I can't believe how WEAK those guys are now . Their song/video on the dvd/soundtrack for SAW is downright one of the most HORRIBLE pansy LAME pieces of dogpoop i've ever heard in my life! Thank Cthulhu Dino quit long ago . He's probaly GAGGING right now . DEATH TOO FALSE METAL!!! CREAMO THE EMO!!!
ALIENOISE DESTRUCTION MUSICKNESS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Exterminator 077X-1:Episode 1

Hack & slash! Blood everywhere! The walls are dark and cold in this old building . No electricity creates shadows of doom . Along the long corridors the floor reeks of putrefaction due too the spattered dried bloodstains and remains of slaughtered victims . An arm here, a leg or two there, a slowly decaying head lying on the cold concrete, a frozen grimace of terror still on it's face from the violent and sudden decapitation!
Thru the streets of this filthy city, i ride my mighty steed, as black as midnight racing along thru the dirty garbage strewn streets . My cape seems too fly as the wind rushes at my steed and I .
I wear the armour of power and clutch the sword of vengeance in my gloved hand . I wear a horned Viking helmet and my black boots protect my feet . Thru the city streets we ride!
The dead rise and towards us they come but alas the power of my sword strikes forth bringing them too their knees then shattering their fetid forms into nothingness! I bring destruction too this city of evil . Once a normal place full of conformist clones, a meterorite from space came down and reduced this place into an unholy empire . Most were willing too join and become assimilated, the few were crushed! This city shall burn and the evil within will be wiped clean!
Exterminator 0777X-1 . Earth.

Friday, February 11, 2005

Welp, here it is friday morning at 2:33 a.m. . Got home a little after 1:00 after another day/night of working . Not a bad day but man am i pooped! I left here at 2:00 p.m., caught the bus then transferred and went too this nice lil Korean store up Division and bought some tofu, a package of Japanese rice cake candy thingees(pretty good! - almost all gone!) and a buncha packages of noodles . I kept telling people all day i was having dinner with a beautiful Asian gal( one of the noodle packages has a lovely lady pictured on it dressed as a nurse(!?) . The lady there was really nice and actually started a conversation with me . I'm not used too that, so i thought that was pretty cool! I then headed over too The Comic-Book Shop and picked up a pile of stuffs(ie. the new issue of G-FAN, plus issues of THE AUTHORITY, BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL, CATWOMAN, TOMB RAIDER, LENORE, SLEEPER, MANGA BLAST!,etc.) i I also scored(FINALLY!!!!!!!!) the PUNIPUNI POEMY dvd(anime series by the creators of EXCEL SAGA) . I can't wait too check it out, and it was only $9.95 - COOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! If it's anything like E.S. it should be way cool!!! I wish/hope they'll do a new EXCEL SAGA series - man i miss it!!! After some lame strange problems, i finally got back onto the internet . Duuno what was going on, but my internet folks helped me and i actually figured it out so here i am!!!!!!!! Blah.Blah.Blah. It's late and i just got done checking my e-mail, checking out some stuff, poop. Hope my pal Adam got my message on his site??? Hope we can go see Ron"The Hedgehog" Jeremy at EWU!!!!!!!!! My face fell off! I'm ooutta here . THE BIZARRE ALIEN.

TYPE O NEGATIVE" you make me, hate myself!!!!!!!!!!!" 'Prelude to agony' . - SLOW DEEP AND HARD .

VALENTINES DAY=PUUUUKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw corperate created 'holidays' . Rent a whore!!!!!!!!!!! I believe in love but not with any woman in this world - BYE!

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Once bitten twice shy!

Ah, the only song i like by Great White is playing right now on Star( local radio station) . I don't care what anyone sez, THIS SONG IS TOUGH!!!!!!!!! NIGHT RANGER's "Sister christian" rocks HARD also! I HATED that song ever since i saw the video wayyyyyyyy back in '83 or whenever it came out, but then i saw Boogie Nights with my brother when i was visiting my other family over in Newport,Wa. and realized, "damn - this song ROCKS!!!" so i went out and bought their 'Midnight madness' Lp at Little Nell's Records, got home, cranked it up on my el cheapo stereo and just plain ROCKED out too it! Yesterday i didn't wake up til 1:30 and didn't get mad at myself since i only slept like 4 - 5 hours the day before since i got up so early too get my check so wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Yesterday i wore my Vlad The Impaler t-shirt too work and as usual, nobody noticed it or asked about it . I love too offend people with my shirts tho i've wimped out the last few years - guess i got tired of argusing with people about 'freedom of speech' and blah.blah. I had a lady follow me out of a Rosauers several years ago cuz i was wearing an Anal Cunbt t-shirt . Dunno if it was the name, or the depiction of Jesus crucified with a smiley face on his lower area or mabe just a combination of both??? hee.hee. She told me, "I can't believe it's legal for you too wear a shirt like that" and "That is an offensive shirt!" etc.etc. I told her, "I can't believe the bible is legal - that is OFFENSIVE!!!!!!!!!" . Pooping .
I wear a shirt with a rotting zombies favce on it about once a month and when someone asks me what it's from, i just tell'em "it's what i'm gonna look like in 10 years!" ha!ha! I personally find t-shirts with anti-abortion propaganda 'offensive' yet nobody complains about that? Personally i think everyone should get an abortion so we'd have LESS crime thanks too overpopulation . I don't even want my own children, just a clone of myself! If i could raise a clone of myself, i'd totally volunteer! Heck yeaahhhhhhhhh! I'm SERIOUS . I'd love too meet my dreamgirl and have children with her but not in this lifetime . Abductions, pedophiles/rapists, etc. NO THANKS!!!!!!! I'd hate too raise a child in THIS world . I'd end up getting arrested/convicted for killing someone if they did ANYTHING too my kid(s) . Been listening too TYPE O NEGATIVE, CARNIVORE, SLOTH(Ohio sludge fools!!!), CORRUPTED, LORDS OF ACID,HAMBURGER PRINCE & FRANK, some 80's pop and some other stuff lately . I finished Frank Herbert's CHAPTERHOUSE DUNE a week and a 1/2 ago . Right now i'm totally into CHOKE by Chuck Paleniuk(sp??? Too lazy too look up right now) and a book about the Salem Witch Trials . It looks like somebody smeared a ton of blood inside the cover??? I hope it's not -ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! Pretty good stuff but real sad . The book CHOKE is just plain excellent . Everything Chuck P. writes just plain ROCKS! Wish i could've met him when he showed up at Auntie's Books last year . Ah, mabe next time??? My face fell off and i was possessed by my butt . Face. Next we'll hear stories about my Kitties, Fishy, Blants(yes - 'Blants') and other randomness, probaly something about a freezer full of stuff as well . Zoom - i'm off too play some game then read n' go too sleep!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, THE EARWIGS began recording for the 1st time in 6 month for a cd-r that'll be on REALITY IMPAIRED RECORDS which is run by my pal/bro. Stan . I'm real happy/excited! Got some other junk in the works i've been planning for a lonnnngggggg time . Punk. KEEP THE FILTH!!!!!!!

THEALIENPART5 .

Yes Adam - i will be checking out yer blog/site thingee a.s.a.p.!!!!!!!!!!!

CARNIVORE"Male Supremacy=post apocalyptic neo barbarian hack n ' slash kill make love by the fire warrior METAL DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Punch-out!

Arrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm really getting PISSED OFF and SICK of myself alot these days!!!!!! Going too sleep at like 4:00 or 5:00 in the morning, waking up late, then just doing the same damned things every day! I've had O inspiration too do anything for quite awhile now . I get all these ideas for projects and when i come home i'm too tired to do anything but get on the internet or play a videogame . My mouth hurts a little right now and the back of my jaw is swollen again( thanks too STILL not getting my lousy 'wisdom teeth' removed - what's so "wise" about these damned things? DUH!!!) and i'm still stressed out and getting really mad thinking about my job - too much detail too go into but i'm getting really tired of getting accused of not doing my job! I'm not gonna let it get too me . At least i made it too last saturday's midnight showing of THE KILLER SHREWS with my bro, Shawn . It was pretty funny and ridiculous at the same time . I wish more people would show up and support it! Every saturday at midnight at Centerstage downtown here in Spokane they are currently showing an episode of the classic BUCK ROGERS serial, and then a cult film for only $3 . All these people that whine "it's too late" blah.blah. can kiss my arse! No problem staying out late and hanging out at bars or whatever??? LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! We know who the true freaks are! Yeah, i'll drink - while watching a whacked flick, not in a lame smokey dump surrounded by jocks,yuppies, sluts and other garbage! Too each their own man!
Sunday i went and FINALLY got my new ISLAND OF DEATH dvd - in PERFECT condition - YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did vocals for music done by my pal Adam/SMARTFROG . It's gonna be HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! "Safe streets now!!!!!!" Ha!ha!ha!
I'm gonna drink a slug of Yagermeister and then punch myself in the face - yee haaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BIZARRE ALIEN.

Gynger Rules!!!!!!! Earthgirls drool.

It'd be excellent if a 200 ton meteorite landed on the BIG slEASY downtown - damn i HATE that place!