Today's Alienews!!!

Yee-haaaaa . Here i am again on my own, going down the only road that i know . Duh! What a day so far . Woke up earlier at 11:30 a.m. but was still tired even tho i went too sleep just a little after 4:00 a.m. after reading some of REDNECK MANIFESTO by Jim Goad and THE GREAT SHARK HUNT by Hunter S. Thompson .
Made a huge ass pot of rice with corn and this purple cabbage and haven't even eateen yet and looking at my clock, it's now 2:35 p.m. .
I finally got off my backside and checked out the AMERICAN MOVIE site . I LOVE those guys and the site inspired me so much that i actually hooked up my instruments too my 4-track without too many problems and did a "rehearsal jam" for my new side project FARTKNYFE which will be total shit feedback fart noise grind crap poop . Last saturday i hung out with Adamoth and Darren and Adam and i made a cover which will be the FARTKNYFE side of a split cd-r with legendary CRAP band POLLUTED THOUGHT(Erik's stuff will be a re-release of the classick "Perverted & proud" tape from '92(???)) . I am really looking forward too doing this! I may wait and ask Jarret if he wants too play bass/noise for this and mabe Adam on elctronics or something??? I still gotta do an evil intro for the album as well . I'm SICK of all these 'evil nationalist no sense of humour black/death/doom' butthole bands/people, so i'm looking forward toomaking fun of them!!! I was gonna record some FARTKNYFE but gave up due too time and the stuff was sounding too 'good' so i decided too look for my videocamera battery . Halluluia(sp???) I FOUND IT!!!!!! Buried under a stack of paper and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit calender babe pictures i collect at work! I'm gonna re-charge the battery while i'm at work! I also found a BRAND NEW BATTERY in my cameras case! I am so happy about this man!
I started writing a script last night at work which is a cross between SPACE IS THE PLACE(Sun Ra), WELCOME TOO MY NIGHTMARE(Alice Cooper) and myself in the starring role as a fristrated guy who commits suicide but returns in a very interesting sci-fi manner! I am going too e-mail Tim and ask him for the black and white film . I am very EXCITED about this project and also am looking forward too getting some friends too help me with my short, FULCI:THE UNDEAD . I asked Jarret if he'd like too play the zombie and he said YEP! Hopefully he won't dissapear again? I hope too get $11 that he owes me . Nice life!
What else? I beat MERCENARIES last night thanks too some cheat codes i found in the latest issue of GAME INFORMER . I felt a little guilty using codes, but the last level in this game is freaking TOO DIFFICULT!!!! It's the only time i had too cheat, si i guess it's not too bad???
I'm gonna start posting stuff in my new blog THE GREAT BEAST HERO most likely a huge praise of Troma Films who i frikking LOVE SO DAMN MUCH!!!! Lloyd Kauffman is truly one of my biggest heroes!!!!
welp, not much going on so i'm outta here!
Gotta play a game for a bit, eat some food and hopefully not get bad indegestion again like i have again lately.
KEEP THE FILTH!!!!! THE BIZARRE ALIEN .
All my LOVE too the beautiful Mrs. Alien - Queen of Xenthpheon and girl of my dreams forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!