Rock U like a hurricane!!!

ye-ha!!! Here i am again . damn, i'm being pretty prolific here, but what the heck i just feel like posting something again . I just spent 20 minutes or so checking out the mighty Ralph Bakshi's website/store . Man, i LOVE that guys animation . It seems like hardly anyone i know knows who he is . Come on: COOL WORLD, HEY GOOD LOOKING, FIRE & ICE, LORD OF THE RINGS(which is frikking EXCELLENT so SCREW all you snobs who ragged/rag on this epic animated flick!!!), STREET FIGHT( a.k.a. COON SKIN), WIZARDS, FRITZ THE CAT, AMERICAN POP, etc.etc.etc. I've been a fan since '82 when my ex-best friend and i snuck downstairs too watch the vhs copy he dubbed off of cable when i spent the night at his house . Man, whatta crazy flick! The 1st adult animated film i ever saw! Right now i'm realizing i am 33 1/2 years old . Geez, where has time been/gone??? Sometimes i really feel like i havn't done much in my life, that i haven't experienced as much as i've hoped, but then i realize at least i am alive and i can do what i want if i just go for it . Ah, i'll just sit here and type but i gotta hurry cuz i wanna play some more STAR WARS:KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC 2-THE SITH LORDS(Xbox) . Frikkin' GREAT game!!!!!!! I'm one of the only people i know who is playing as a JEDI KNIGHT!!!!!!!!!! $#@!@@!!!! the Darkside of The Force - BLAHHHHHHH too the Sith's . I played( and kicked total ass!!!) as a Jedi Knight in the 1st game and whoaaa was it tough at the end battling Lord Malek . I was( am still ) bummed i had too kill my love Bastila near the end of SW:KOTOR but i just didn't have enough persuasion too convince her too turn back too the light side . I thought she was BEAUTIFUL and kind, so,....D'OH!!!!!!!!!!!!( sad face here) . What else? Listened too some FEEDERZ a lil while ago and yesterday after i woke up lae, i played SW:KOTOR-TSL 2, was on the internet for awhile, blahblah. Not much else going on, 'cept Lion King is being a poophead . I'm outta here! THE BIZARRE ALIEN - GODFATHER of THE XENO-TERRESTRIAL SPACING GUILD MAFIA . -EARTH- fart.

Randomnes strikes again!!!!

Randomnes strikes again!!!!

Yesterday( tuesday ) was payday for me so after contemplating just not getting up and waiting for my check the nxt day in the mail, a scenerio of 'what if it gets lost in the mail?' woke me up at 7:00 a.m. . I was so damn numb and tired, i fell half ways asleep still contemplating not waking up, but then i did about 1/2 hour later and just sat there totally numb, then got my junk together and headed to the bus stop where my pal Mike was also waiting . Right before i left, i totally panicked as i couldn't find the change i had just put in one of my pockets .
Turns out later it was in my hooded sweatshirts front pocket cuz when i took it off all my quarters and bus token fell out - d'oh!!!!!!!! Took a nap for an hour, then woke up and fell asleep again . This is after i got home at 10:36 a.m. . Woke up, made some coffee, and then played RUMBLE ROSES for about 70 minutes which resulted in opening 6 new bikinis and i unlocked a new character . This game frikkin' ROCKS!!!!!!! The girls are GORGEOUS and are almost right up there with the super BABES of DEAD OR ALIVE( the fighting game series!) . I picked up SPLINTER CELL( also on the Ps2) last saturday night for about $11 used and have been playing it almost every night sice - WOW!!! Whatta cool, fun INTENSE game! I AM THE SPLINTER CELL - yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE stealth games!!! Too bad about RED NINJA:END OF HONOR . The new issue of Game Informer gave it a HORRIBLE review and i don't always listen too critics but i am gonna 3wait quite awhile til i get it??? Bad review on the new TENCHU but they said the same thing about the last one and it toally rocks!!!!!!!!!!! Yesterday i went too Rite Aid after cashing my check and picked up some food, a new black hooded sweater plus a thing of black hair dye . Haven't dyed my hair black since '97 so this'll be cool . I thought about returning it so i don't get confused by people as some cheezy trendy wanna be goth poser but ah who cares! These kids aren't hurting anyone!
Too bad about this just recent school shooting . I had HORRIBLE times at high school and after my second year at my last school, my Grandma(r.i.p. - sad face here!) gave me a choice of going back one more year or staying home . I chose the latter and feel i am better for making that choice . This was back in '89 and i hated that freakin' school and about 90% of the people so much i constantly fantasized mutilating killing and just plain DESTROYING all those douche bag assholes and bitches!
I'd love too get up in front of a school and root for the so-called 'losers' and outcasts and let them know i know how it is but they should BELIEVE in themselves!!!!!!!!! I've contiplated suicde so many damn times it's not even funny, but i NEVER will cuz for every one freak that snuffs it - 1000 conformist yuppy jock clone bastards take that individuals place - YIPES!!!!!!!!!( at least that's my belief!) . FUNK CONFORMITY!!!!!!!!! Been listening too GUARANTEED KATCH quite a bit lately . This tio of weirdos just plain freakin ROCKS HARD!!!!!!!!!! I finally saw NAPOLEON DYNAMITE sunday night and man does that movie just RULE!!!!!!!!! Whatta GREAT flick!!!!!!!! Overrated but definitly deserving so . I can;t wait too get the original dvd in my collection! What else? Pooping . I'm outta here! Oh yeah, earlier i listened too WHITEHOUSE and came up with ideas for another THE EARWIGS album . Ye-haaaaa!!!!!!!! KEEP THE FILTH!!!!!

THE BIZARRE ALIEN - Earthbound but wishing he was in outerspace with his lovely dreamgirl-

The Bizarre Alien vs. The Aztec Wrestling Women!

Ya! ha! ha! ha! What's up with me? Not a whole lot . Last night i was really hoping too go see ROCK & ROLL HIGH SCHOOL with my pal Shawn, but i guess he never woke up after he crashed so at the last minute, i ran out the door, headed downtown too Centerstage with $3 i scraped together and watched episode 10(???) of Buck Rogers the serial starring Buster Crabbe, then watched ROCK & ROLL WRESTLING WOMEN VS. THE AZTEC MONSTER(??? - i think that was the title?) . It was frikkin' HILARIOUS and pretty good( at least too me!) . Lottsa wrestling action, cheezy villains and a really AWEFUL looking monster( it looked like Ron"The Hedgehog"Jeremy) that was supposed to be a man with the brain of a gorilla! HILARIOUS!!! Really bad dubbing too( it's a Mexican film) . Real cool in my book! I sent out a huge e-mail too all my pen/e-pals and totally FORGOT too send the link too my blog - DUH!!!!! I'll probaly do that tomorrow! Saw A CLOCKWORK ORANGE on the big screen at The Garland a couple weekends ago - YEEE-HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! One of my all time fave. flicks since '91 or so! A few people got up and left - i laughed, but did tell a couple on their way out, "I don't think this is a date movie?" . I wouldn't leave, even if i was on a date with my dreamgirl - sorry! I guess i'd see her later! The guys girlfriend was pretty HOT but man WHATTA WIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!! He probaly opens the door for her also - geez - WUSS!
I like girls but i won't kiss their asses . I can't think of anything else right now so i'm gonna FINALLY watch NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE and forget how too spell? Found a bunch of misspelled words in my previous blogs! Poop . Lolicon hentai really creeps me out! I like the CUTE art but the XXX stuff is pretty disturbing . Guess i'm not such a pervert??? I'm outta here - THE BIZARRE ALIEN. -EARTH- GYNGER RULES!!!!!!!!!! GODZILLA #1 - GUITAR WOLF IS ROCK & ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE the RAMONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earthbound

Yee-haaaa!!!!!!! Here i am again! Lotta stuff happening the last month or so . Last month The Earwigs were interviewed on a new radio show dedicated too experimental/industrial/noise/sound called Psychic Radio! It was alot of fun tho i think i was pretty unprepared for answers and the guys were unprepared with the questions . Alot of fun anyhow, and they played 3 of my songs off of 2 cd-rs . A gal called in the shwo and gave me some very kind/cool comments on my song 'Devil Woman'( one of my personal fave. pieces!) so i thought that was very cool! Apparently, she was the 1st person too call the station so i was really honored! Every other night they also have a show that plays nothing but true old school punk( real PUNKROCK - not the eMpTv lamestream corperate WHORE GARBAGE!!!) . Saturday i hung out with Darren and we went too the Satellite Diner and ate some food then went too Best Buy . He was way cool and picked me up the Guinea Pig dvd box set! I owe him $$$ right now which he'll get anyday now! I'm so HAPPY too finally have this box set of filthy SICKO flicks!!! Unearthed Films has my gratitude for having the BALLS too release them all, unlike all the other so-called 'cutting edge' film/dvd companies! Oh well! Got downtown later and zoomed home where i got hold of my brutha ShNon and Sam . After a brief hangout at Taco Time or was it Taco Bell??? - we went too get our tickets( free courtesy of ShNon knowing someone involved with the band!) too go see DURAN DURAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He also got us backstage passes with the possibility of meeting the guys! Damn -i'm pooped right now so i'll continue this tonight! Stay tuned for more .
O.k., i'm back wayyyyyyyy over a week ago and decided too add on/continue this instead of doing a seperate new post! Anyhow, we made it too the show and the opening band I AM THE ROBOT was playing . I thought they were/are actually pretty good . I like the fact they had quite a bit of an 80's sound which made me smile . Very 'English' for sure!
Not too long later the stage went black after a brief intermissiong/stage change/instrument-etc. set-up and the stage went dark . People were freaking out yet i didn;t even see the band . Then boom, i could make them out coming from the backstage . They stood there posing in the dark, then went too their repsected instruments and after Simon Lebon yelled, "Are you hungry?!", we were ready for the power and return of the mighty DURAN DURAN!!!!!!!!!!!! They played almost all my fave. songs plus new ones,( "Astronaut" is pretty good! - also the name of their new album) tho i was a bit bummed cuz they didn't play 'The Reflex' . I did get tears in my eyes when 'Rio' was perfromed - one of my all time FAVE. DD songs!!!!!!!!! It was actually part of their encore after they took a very short break backstage . Man whatta show! I've been a fan since '83 or so, so it was pretty damn exciting and almost unreal! A couple times i had too pinch myself! I'm not a dancing person, but man were my legs sore for awhile after the show! After the show, we waited too see if we could meet DURAN DURAN but too make a long story short, the band came out thru the back and ran past everyone, but the cool thing was Simon Lebon took his time and walked by the crowd of us which was about 20 - people and we all shook his hand! WOW!!!!!!!
I was really BUMMED that we didn't get too meet them but i guess that happens . Probaly a long soundcheck, rehearsal,etc. so i'm sure they were pretty pooped out . I even brought my 'Decade' cd in hopes of getting it autographed but ahhh,.. what are ya gonna do?
Afterwords, Sam, Shaun and i went too this party . I was kinda nervous as i don't like big crowds and people i don't know . It turned out too be very cool and i saw a TON of people i haven't seen in many years! I got alot of hugs and got too see Charlotte mopping her kitchen floor in a Spice Girls-type outfit she was weraing! Would've made a HILARIOUS picture for sure! We talked quite a bit about our old band BROTHERHOOD OF STENCH and my friend Raulene(sp???) introduced me too her cool boyfriend who plays bass and i definitly gotta get in/keep in touch with that brutha! Tye(sp???) is getting his drums back and i hope we can jam soon and get revenge on Spokane, epscially since a couple other bands have gotten back together recently . We were THE WORST and WILL HAVE OUR VENGEANCE!!!!!!!!!!! Can't forget ShNon( Shaun) . He and i are the Gene Simmons/Paul Stanley of BOS tho not hairy at all! Nice head. I felt like i was in an 80's flick almost the entire time . I drank 4 beers and almost feel on my face . I saved a beer Ralene's guy gave me and drank it the next night . I had a headache for hous the next day but doubt it was all that beer( i also had one thanks too Shnon at the DD show! Thanks pal!) - seriously . I get headaches almost everyday . Got home after being dropped off by those guys, sat by my couch and looked at my Guinea Pig dvd box set then crashed almost immedeatly! It took almost 2 weeks too get Duran Duran songs out of my head tho right now it's suddenly happening again! Aggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Last Temptation of The Bizarre Alien.

Lemme tell you why i call myself 'The Bizarre Alien' a.k.a. Charles the Bizarre Alien . Well, i've been in my own world as long as i can remember . As a kid growing up and living in many places( my mom was married a couple of times and my stepdads were in the military) thru out my life i lived in worlds of sci-fi, fantasy, etc. I WAS Han Solo, Apollo(Battlestar Galactica),Conan the Barbarian, King Arthur, etc. My 1st best friend William Jones who lived across the street from us was always Luke Skywalker or Starbuck! I had fun running around the neighborhoods in these worlds! In '88 when i was kicked out of Germany too go live with my Grandparents, i decided too make up a name for myself since i was such a huge "Weird Al" Yankovic fan and i also wanted too be like Alice Cooper( my hero at the time - I still LOVE alot of his stuff tho he's REALLY cheezed out!) . I thougth about calling myself "Weird Charlie" but that was just a plain rip-off, so then for a short time i became "Chainsaw Charlie"(my pal The Rebel W/ out A Clue STILL laughs about this - yer jealous? Yes??? Ha!ha!) but dropped that eventually . Found out there is a guy from England called Chainsaw Charlie - he did the band RANCID HELL SPAWN and now does THE SEXUAL ABOMINATIONS( kick ass names!!!) . One day i remembered a magaizne that was lying around called 'Bizarre Adventures" or something like that, a fantasy comic magazine . I still remember the artwork featuring a beautiful Viking warrior female riding upon a Polar Bear or something like that??? Since that day wayyyyyyyyyy back in '88 I have been The Bizarre Alien . I also call myself this because it goes against the 'Christian"( no offense too my C-pals!) tradition of naming your kids, plus it's punk too give yourself a name and i have alsways been a loner freak mutant so the name/idea just fit me perfectly! I don't/won't consider myself a human-being and most likely never will . I have black blood flowing thru my veins, with the mind of an animal/beast/human/alien hybrid . My dreamwoman isn't even from this world . My interests are sci-fi/horror/gore/spanish western/italian crime/hk action - martial arts/anime/manga/gore grind/industrial/noise/Dai Kaiju/animation/some porn/etc. My heroes/inspirations/mentors/teachers are: Bruce Lee(LONG LIVE THE GOLDEN DRAGON!!!!!!!), G.G. Allin, Jackie Chan, Chow Yun Fat, Jet Li, Dee Snider/Twisted Sister, Thor( Jon-Mikel Thor), Michelle Yeoh, William S. Burroughs, HR Giger, H.P. Lovecraft, Takashi Miike, Robert W. Campbell, Anthony Wong, El Duce(The Mentors), Ramones( the original band), George Lucas, Gene Roddenberry, Doctor Who, Frank Herbert, and many others! The most beautiful woman in the universe is my dreamgirl Gynger . For an Earth female, I have too say Yamila Rahi-Diaz . I think there are incredibly lovely women in a ALL 'races' about the world but most attractive i find are Middle Eastern/Indian, Asian, Czech., etc. I think most 'white' women are BORING . What was the 'last temptation' of me? Attempting a 'relationship' with a Earth woman . NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Top shats lately: serial killers, sci-fi, Sockeye, Yeti Ho's, buff stud gay prostitute/military dudes in the Whitehouse( gee that's funny - i thought conservative/right wing/pigz hated homosexuals???) - if THE SECOND COMING ever gets back together, we HAVE too do a tribute too this guy named 'Jeff' - big news about him on the internet! Wonder if Bu$h got a hand/blow job from him while at the Whitehouse?- oh yeah, HALO 2, GRAND THEFT AUTO:SAN ANDREAS and THIEF:DEADLY SHADOWS have been dominating lately, as well as coffee, talking too nice/pretty girls( yes - i TALK too girls and would like too hang out with them but i don't get the chance - so what! Priests don't get married either!), fantasizing about abducting/torturing( not with pain tho!) and just plain humilitaing some stuck-up bitch i ran into earlier on my way home( trendy snob with a sissy butterfly tattoo above her pooper - blkonde hair - has a dog and is probaly into beastiality???), blah.blah. I miss unter S. Thompson yet i don't know alot about the guy??? I'm gonna work on/finish my book and get it done/out soon . Definitly won't be for kids and anyone who is mentally disturbed . Mabe someone could make a movie outta it? I'd like too be played by,....??? welp, another day gone by . Blah,............ THE BIZARRE ALIEN. Mars.

I got home around 1:20 this morning or so and right now it's 2:32 and here i am again . Yesterday started out a.o.k. when i woke up . I was pretty tired as usual bu oh well . Called a friend i haven't seen too much in the last couple years so it was way cool talking too her again! I also played a bit of HALO 2 and THIEF:DEADLY SHADOWS on the Xbox again . Lottsa fun! I went down early too check my mail too see if i got my taz return and nope! I did get a stupid notice from this collectoion agency tho . Gee, funny since i DID pay the damned bill a few weeks ago . Now i've gotta call them tomorrow and see what's going on??? Group Health sent me yet another stinkin' bill . WTF!?!?!?!? I'm seriously thinking of dropping G.H. . They keep sending me bill after bil and it's REALLY PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!! I get home and under my door is a notice from my manager that the company that runs this building wants me too pay $60 . I have too call the manager and see what the crap this is about??? All i've been doing is paying bill after bill . It's getting really old . I bought a buncha comics a couple weeks ago but other than that, just food and freakin' BILLS . BLAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! My new glasses are cool but i need them adjusted cuz one of the frames are hurting my ear . Poop . I'm pooped and i'd blab more but i wanna play a game for a bit before i read, then go too sleep . Real exciting . THE ALIEN. -Earth-

All my love too the Alien girl wherever you are( *sigh*) .