My face fell off!!!

Not really but i just felt like saying that! Man, i am FULL right now! I just ate a pan with 3 packages of ramen, great white northern beans, sour pickels, corn and onions topped off with hot sauce and barbeque sauce while reading the last issue of Gothic Beauty . Turned my fan on as soon as i stpped in thanks too it being frikkin' warm in here! I've only had too turn my heater on once so far when we had that arctic freeze a couple weeks ago . Some gals looked at me weird at work last week when i mentioned how it was/is too warm for me! I absolutly HATE hot weather . It makes me sweaty, itchy and nauseuous . I throw up ALOT during the summer! The rent here is $400 a month which still blows considering i paid only $300 a month at my last apartment . I also used too be able too pay 1/2 on one check then the other 1/2 on my secong one . I can't do it here because they claim it's "illegal" - BULLCRAP! I even got 6 months of late fees built up behind my back but thankfully they were actually kind and dropped it after i explained everything! I have some cool memories of my last apt. building . None here so far! I barely know any of my neighbors and i've been here just about 2 years or more . So far, most of the people seem like a bunch of snobs, whicj isn't unusual . Whadaya expect from Spokane,Washington??? The armpit of Washington! We've had(probaly still got some lurking about!) serial killers, kids bringing guns too school( last year this kid brought a gun too school threatening suicide so a cop shot him in the head - he's alive but pysically messed up!), murders involving gang banger scumbags from California( I LOVE Ca. by the way!!!) lately, a ton of babies being abandoned or killed by their dads and in a few casese - their mothers, countless meth labs busts( almost always involving kids being found in those places!), several marijuana busts, a bunch of hit & run 'accidents', handicapped people getting raped by their 'care' givers, countless announcments for pedophile/child molesters getting released into the public, the abduction and rape of some Japanese female students a few years ago, animals both domestic and wild getting gunned down by so-called 'animal protection agencies'(instead of doing something good!) and lottsa other fine things! Oh yeah, and the local Catholic church filed bankrupcy not too long ago because they couldn't handle the financial woe for being sued by so many victims of perverted priests, so they all got a slap on the wrist! "Forgive and forget" . Sure, i'd forgive them in a real 'special' way . Thin of the lovely film SAW, LAST HOUSE ON DEAD END STREET( i wonder how many folks have actually seen this flick besides myself, some other friends and my brutha 5 Fingaz Brown???)and some other great family films! Hee.hee. I drank some coffee at work around 12:00 midnight so i'm still a bit wired right now!
I'm really bunmed out about girls right now for a bunch of DUMB reasons - ah whatta waste of time, but if you were me you would understand! If technology was how i fantasize, then i'd be happy in the 'relationship' mode . I ain't talking 'sex', just companionship,etc. and well mabe some other things! I don't comnform so still i walk alone blah.blah. Damn, i wish i could build my dreamgirl - i would be so frikkin' HAPPY! welp, that's it so i'm outta here! GTA TIME!!!!!!!

THE BIZARRE ALIEN XTRO -EARTH-