Friday, January 28, 2005

another random blab

Well, after like 20 + tries and probaly 4-5 hours, i FINALLY beat that damned level in MERCENARIES yesterday morning around 4:20 a.m. . I was so happy i decided too see if i beat the game - turns out there is a entire new area with several missions . Fell asleep around 5:00 a.m. or so then yesterday i woke up at 1:08 in the afternoon, made coffee, took a bath and did some work in my apartment for about 45 minutes or so . Cleaned off my stove top, cleaned up my bathroom a bit, cleaned my living room somewhat, etc. etc. Tomorrow( actually later today) the manager and some guy are doing an inspection in this building too see what needs fixed . I didn;t read the notice correctly the other day and started panicking thinking i was gonna have too move yet again . I'm SICK of freaking moving! Soemtimes i wish i'd follow my dream and just become a wandering ronin, although i'd probaly get into trouble carrying a sword around . Ah big deal! Cops carry guns so why can't i carry a sword? I'd probaly be listed as a 'terrorist' or something stupid like that! Like Devo oonce said in their early days, "There's too much paranoia!" Yep! Sure is . I drank some coffee at work again at midnight . I HAVE too get out of this newly forming habit . I'm still a bit wired . Tryna decide what too watch in a little bit .Thursady nights i always watch a movie or something shorter like an episode of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, FAWLTY TOWERS or something like that . Last thursday it was the second episode of the "new" BATTLESTAR GALACTICA . Pretty cool, tho very different than the original series( which i really dig! Have since '81 or so!) . I just don't think about the original series so it doesn't bither me . I usually HATE "re-males" so this is an exception for me!
I'd write more but i think this is enough, besides that does anyone really care??? I need too sharpen the axe and see what that dmaned rattling sound is coming from the celler,... geez, looks like i better jsg79yuhjk;nss,............ Whoaaaa!!!!!! I almost fell down the stairs so it's a good thing that railing is there . My hammer took care of the rattling so it shouldn't happen again for awhile . Turned the security camera on again just in case it DOES happen again??? Whatta mess!
The ship awaits - THE BIZARRE ALIEN. "All my Love too the beautiful Mrs. Alien - Queen of Xenthpheon and keep of the key too my heart!" YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, January 27, 2005

My face fell off!!!

Not really but i just felt like saying that! Man, i am FULL right now! I just ate a pan with 3 packages of ramen, great white northern beans, sour pickels, corn and onions topped off with hot sauce and barbeque sauce while reading the last issue of Gothic Beauty . Turned my fan on as soon as i stpped in thanks too it being frikkin' warm in here! I've only had too turn my heater on once so far when we had that arctic freeze a couple weeks ago . Some gals looked at me weird at work last week when i mentioned how it was/is too warm for me! I absolutly HATE hot weather . It makes me sweaty, itchy and nauseuous . I throw up ALOT during the summer! The rent here is $400 a month which still blows considering i paid only $300 a month at my last apartment . I also used too be able too pay 1/2 on one check then the other 1/2 on my secong one . I can't do it here because they claim it's "illegal" - BULLCRAP! I even got 6 months of late fees built up behind my back but thankfully they were actually kind and dropped it after i explained everything! I have some cool memories of my last apt. building . None here so far! I barely know any of my neighbors and i've been here just about 2 years or more . So far, most of the people seem like a bunch of snobs, whicj isn't unusual . Whadaya expect from Spokane,Washington??? The armpit of Washington! We've had(probaly still got some lurking about!) serial killers, kids bringing guns too school( last year this kid brought a gun too school threatening suicide so a cop shot him in the head - he's alive but pysically messed up!), murders involving gang banger scumbags from California( I LOVE Ca. by the way!!!) lately, a ton of babies being abandoned or killed by their dads and in a few casese - their mothers, countless meth labs busts( almost always involving kids being found in those places!), several marijuana busts, a bunch of hit & run 'accidents', handicapped people getting raped by their 'care' givers, countless announcments for pedophile/child molesters getting released into the public, the abduction and rape of some Japanese female students a few years ago, animals both domestic and wild getting gunned down by so-called 'animal protection agencies'(instead of doing something good!) and lottsa other fine things! Oh yeah, and the local Catholic church filed bankrupcy not too long ago because they couldn't handle the financial woe for being sued by so many victims of perverted priests, so they all got a slap on the wrist! "Forgive and forget" . Sure, i'd forgive them in a real 'special' way . Thin of the lovely film SAW, LAST HOUSE ON DEAD END STREET( i wonder how many folks have actually seen this flick besides myself, some other friends and my brutha 5 Fingaz Brown???)and some other great family films! Hee.hee. I drank some coffee at work around 12:00 midnight so i'm still a bit wired right now!
I'm really bunmed out about girls right now for a bunch of DUMB reasons - ah whatta waste of time, but if you were me you would understand! If technology was how i fantasize, then i'd be happy in the 'relationship' mode . I ain't talking 'sex', just companionship,etc. and well mabe some other things! I don't comnform so still i walk alone blah.blah. Damn, i wish i could build my dreamgirl - i would be so frikkin' HAPPY! welp, that's it so i'm outta here! GTA TIME!!!!!!!

THE BIZARRE ALIEN XTRO -EARTH-

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Another blab 2

Here i be again! I just tried too leave a comment/post at a pals blog thingee-ma-jig and i hope he gets it??? Last night i decided too post a comment at another bloogers 'site' . Dunno if she got it either??? I gotta figure out how too do it right . I'm in the middle of eating some rice again and just realized i REALLY need too find something else too eat . I eat the SAME thing every day and when i come home around 1:00 in the morning . At work i usually eat something different, but it's just been a horrible habit the last couple of years or so . No wonder i feel so damn tired and weak alot! Not enough whatever . I ended up going too Group Healtha coupls months ago too see what was wrong with me . Just bad cholesteral . Funny, cuz i haven't eaten any meat, drank milk, etc. since February '93 . Apparently i got it from my parents . I've been taking a multiple vitamin every day for about 2 months . Seems too be helping a little, but i still get down alot and feel like garbage at least every other day . If i was smart, i'd talk too mental health? At least i don't feel as suicidal as i used too . I may go pick up my ISLAND OF DEATH dvd tomorrow . We'll see what happens? I STILL haven't beaten the last level in MERCENARIES . Geez, it's driving me NUTS! My bro. Derrick(sp???) gave me some cool codes/advice cuz he beat it last week but damn, it's HARD!!!!!!!!!!!! welp, gotta zoom and i think i'll play some GRAND THEFT AUTO:SAN ANDREAS(Ps2) . Man, whatta game!!!!!!!!!!!! RULES!!!!!!!!! -The Bizarre Alien- Earth. p.s. I've been keeping my eys open, but still no sign of my Alien girl . ##$%^^$%#@$$!!!!!!!!!!!!! POOP!!!

A few random rants n' raves by a black blood Mutant

Well, it's been a few days since i posted anything so here i go with some random rants, raves and whatever!
1.) what the hell is up with the ridiculous 'religious' right saying that a video about equality/tolerance that features the classic song "We are family" with Spongebob Squarepants, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Barney the Dinosaur, etc. singing too it promotes homosexuality and will brainwash all the children thruout the United States who see it as it is being shown in classrooms . It was o.k. for these losers too rule the world with an iron fist and massacre, rape, abduct and force their pathetic 'religions' on people for their own gains for over 2000 years, protect pedophile/rapist priests/nuns for hundreds of years ending up filing bankrupcy too protect these people,forcing conformity pain torture fear and usually death upon anyone who wouldn't join their "cult" amongst othercountless atrocities and now these days that people are actually beginning too think for themselves, they decide too once again open their bigoted mouths and start this crap up!? Homosexuals., lesbians, transexuals, etc. are "sick","evil", blah.blah.blah. Mabe these fruitcakes don't realize that this world is made up of all kinds of people, not just clean cut yuppie conformist fascist religious FREAKS like they wish it was! I'm not gay but i know what it's like too be ostarcized, condemned, beat up and spit on just because i refused too follow the norm . Good thing i wasn't/am not queer or i probaly would have commited suicide long ago, thanks too being around homophobic douchebags most of my life .
2.) I am NOT ragging on ALL Christians, Catholics, etc. I have some great friends who are Christians and i respect them alot . I think if Jesus Christ was/is real, he probaly was/is a really cool nice guy! I just don't understand how alot of these right wing jerks can claim too be "Christians" yet be so damn hateful and prejudice towards anyone that doesn't conform too their "views" . Didn't Christ preach tolerance, peace and love too the masses? Mabe it was someone else? Huh???
3.) The big thing right now in the news is the whole "Roe vs. Wade" thingee . Where are all the pro-lifers when a person who has a severly retarded child and they ask for help/donations because they've been spending their entire life taking care of that child since day one??? No answers - just silence . It figures! I have a friend who is a Christian and he is a supporter of President Bush, but he admitted he probaly isn't too popular with the conservative party because he believes a woman should be able too get an abortion if 1.) rape 2.) incest 3.) it is a known fact that the child will be severly retarded/handicapped/blind - etc. I crack up everytime i hear that bulldung, "every life is sacred"((yeah, a quote from Monty Python's THE MEANING OF LIFE) . So if a woman is abduted, tortured and raped thus resulting in pregnancy then it is a"meant too be" . Screw that! Many children who have been born from rape usually grow up into violent criminals and/or rapists themselves . My opinion is that whatever a woman deceides too do with their body is NO-ONE elses damn business!!!!!!!! One of my family members as well as a friend was also raped . This really bothers me!
4.) Got home awhile ago and i got a message that my new/replacement dvd of ISLAND OF DEATH just FINALLY came in yesterday later afternoon! I'll pick it up sometime this week . It's a looonnngggggg bus ride so i may wait til this friday? Borders is having a special sale, buy 3 dvd's and get the 4th one equal(???) value or less for free! Sounds cool too me! I like Borders because it's mellow and low key, unlike Best Buy - which i like too go too, but that place is so damn LOUD and i get sick of all the trendy clones and their concubine drones they drag with'em . Yeah, i shouldn't be so rotten and judgemental, especially after my above rants . I do admit i'm a hypocrite sometimes . Who isn't?

welp, i'm gonna eat some rice and then play the last level in MERCENARIES(finally beat the second too the last level after 20 + tries) so mabe i'll finally beat it in a bit??????

Heading out too the highway - The Bizarre Alien. -Earth- G-Lovah XTRO.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Another blab

I just got home about 10 minutes ago and man am i HAPPY!!!!!!!!!! Yesterday i typed a new blog, "Random blabs by The Alien" and then i had erased it by accident . I was bummed, then too make it worse, i played Mercenaries for about an hour or so and did HORRIBLE . I didn't even save the game( which i should've), then i left my apartment late too head downtown . Well, i figured i'd re-do my blog and then discovered i DID save my blog afterall! YAY!!!!!!!!! Work was pretty dull as usual, but it's a.o.k. . I've been doing janitorial work for nearly 10 years and sometimes it really blows, but it sure does beat doing fastfood or working( slaving is more like it!) at a lousy factory . I get too work by myself and don't have too deal with people very often and the people i usually run into most of the time are pretty cool . I have alot of time to think about things . Too bad i don't usually fall thru with my plans . I work with a ood friend who does most of the offices while i do a couple floors plus all the bathrooms and stuff like that! When we're done, we usually sit there and talk about videogames, movies, current news events and other random stuff!
I'm still waiting for a call from Borders about my 2 movies i had too get re-ordered . I'll check my messages in a bit . I just finished THE RISING yesterday morning around 4:25 or so . Whatta cool book! Pretty graphic also . It's basically a 'zombie' story but it's pretty orignal how the "plague" starts, all thanks too scienntific experiments involving a 'black hole' machine . The book is really fast paced and pretty damn intense . It's like a fusion of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD(both versions), HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD, a little bit of RESIDENT EVIL1 & 2(the games!) and there are some references too RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD which is cool . This book is definitly NOT for the squeamish . Lottsa nasty zombie attatcks, rapes( by evil miltiary scumballs), etc.etc. and some of it's also pretty sad . The end is a definite WTF?!?!?!?! The writers e-mail address is inside so i'm gonna e-mail him and see what's up? It seems like there could be a sequal . Well, i'm gonna check my (sh)e-mail and probaly watch part of the new episode of the "new" BATTLESTAR GALACTICA series . The Bizarre Alien -Earth- 1/20/04 .

Hey Lewis & The New's classic song "Heart & soul" will not get outta my head - aaarrrggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great song but aaghaghaghaghaghghg!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Random blabs by The Alien.

The last 3 weeks i went a little too nuts and picked up a ton of dvd's: THRILLER-A CRUEL PICTURE, THE DEADLY SPAWN, RETURNER, RUBBER'S LOVER, ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, CONTRABND, THEY CALL ME BRUCE?, ZOMBIE 2, RABID, BLACK SUN:THE MASSACRE OF NANKING, ISLAND OF DEATH, PINOCCHIO 964 and CLASS OF NUK'EM HIGH 2:SUBHUMANOID MELTDOWN . I really got down on myself at work last night thinking about what i could've done with some of that money, like saving some of it, buying new socks, pants, more food, pay more on my bills, wash my clothes, blah.blah. But what's done is done so whaaaaa . Like Homer always sez, "Ahhh, what are ya gonna do?" . I made a new years resolution that i am NOT buying ANY dvd's or videogames for awhile . This friday when i get paid, $400 is already gonna be gone for rent, plus i still owe one of my best friends $20, and i even pawned 4 games last week so i could go pick up one of my flicks . Nice life!
I did discover yesterday that i no longer fear making phone calls too places . It may sound funny, but i've always had a difficult time calling for appointments and stuff like that . I've actually gotten so nervous sometimes that i've hung up the phone . I realized last night walking thru the melting slush in the basement/garage that i am no longer nervoue - YAY!!!
Sometimes i feel like i'm doing nothing with my life . I wake up late( well, i do work late!) everyday, turn on my computer, make coffee, take a bth, then go back in my room and red for about 1/2 an hour, then i get on the internet while drinking my coffee and listening too some 80's pop compilation cd then i'll usually eat something, play a videogame or 2 while making food for later that night, then go downtown, hang out with a friend for about an hour while drinking coffee, then go too work, come home, play videogames, get on the internet then read for a while and fianlly go too sleep - repeat . I used too draw and write letters everyday, sometimes go for a walk and record/create noise . Theses days i'm not doing much . On the weekends, when i do have $$$ i usually blow it all and i seem too go too the store EVERY weekend . I feel like a programmed robot sometimes .
I am really excited about working on a new cd-r for my bro. Stan's label Reality Impaired Records . My Alienoise Destruction Musick band, The Earwigs hasn't recorded since last August so i'm pretty excited and totally ready too do some new stuff! Last night at work i had ideas for noise/souinds, art, song titles, etc. going thru my head . I'm sure this will continue til the day( any day now) i begin the new recording!
I need too organize myself, clean my apartment, clean up my fihies tank again and just get ORGANIZED!!!!!!!!!!! Lottsa stuff too do . I just hope that when i go downtown too Jimmyz i don't have too see Adoph Bush's facist face on their t.v. again . I really despise that fruit!
The Bizarre Alien -Earth- 1/19/05 .

Sunday, January 16, 2005

A short sci-fi story 1/16/05

The planet Erath, 3035 . I have been in existance for over one thousand years . I am kept alivemerely by living in my dreams .
An armada of battelcraft starships are headed towards Earth for a yet unexplained reason . Perhaps invasion and subjugation of all humans, total annihilation of all lifeforms or just the destruction of the planet itself . I do not know, but floating here in my Dream-Orb, i sense a strong hostily eminating from within the ships .
The ships are probaly one light year from Earth, when i decide what i must do .
The ships are suddenly enveloped in a bright blue neon light, then they dissapear .
I have transported them many thousands of light years from Earth .
When i was alive on this planet, i became an enemy too the human race, but in my mutant mind - i still know the love i had for this planet so i must save it .
The world is safe,....again . I will awaken one day and return for i am Sartuus Ull .

Saturday, January 15, 2005

The Curse of The Bizarre Alien

Yee-haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Last sunday at Borders i FINALLY found a film i've desperatly been looking for called Island of Death . I saw the dvd for sale about a year 1/2 ago but passed on it .
Anyhow, i was looking thru the anime/foreign-etc. section and suddewnly thought about seeing how much the Napolean Dynamite dvd was/is . I turn around and BOOM!!! The "Horror" section is right there . I'm scanning and there sits a lone copy of IOD! I noticed the dvd was loose inside the box and mentioned it . The guy told me i could return it if there were any problems . Well, that night i get home and excitedly open up the case and AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! The dvd is in the WORST condition i've ever seen one in my life . I decided too try it out anyhow and see if i can watch it at least . The movie plays for about 36 minutes and then skips part of a chapter and pauses . I fast forwared and it worked but i decided too watch something else since i was bummed! About a week 1/2 before, i ordered the total Japanese cult flick Pinochio 964 that was just released on Unearthed Films . It came in last Monday but i decided too wait'll the next day so i could go picked up the new game Mercenaries(Xbox version) . I figured i'd take back my copy of Island of Death and see about getting a new one . Well, i take the bus up there and am pretty tired from waking up early( 11:30 by this time - i work til 1:00 in the morning!) . I get there and the guy i see there once in awhile( and is also very cool might i ad) helped me out . He ordered 2 copies of IOD just in case one was loose again . Happy, i went too the counter and the guy who is always snooty and indifferent too me was working it but then thankfully a nice young lady showed up and helped me . She handed me my P64 dvd and oh man was i sooooo HAPPY!
Unfortunatly, the warehouse/distributors(???) decided too jack up the price which was originally $14.99 too $19.99 . Luckily i had extra $$$ from some games i temporarily pawned the day before . I lucked out finding some change in my pocket too pay the tax on it and was ready too leave, when i saw the bus wayyyyyyyy down the street heading downtown .
I was happy too finally get P64 on dvd at last tho in my usual rotten modd( no thanks too missing the bus), so i stood there for over 20 min.s spitting at and yelling at cars going by .
Finally the bus shows up and i go sit in the back and tear open the cellophane too gaze upon my dvd . I nearly screamed when i opened it and the dvd was loose, and yep - totally scratched up and looing bad . I almost lost it right there!
About 10 minutes later i thought i was gonna get into a fight with this guy who freaked out and yelled at this guy sitting by me because his 3 year old daughter was hitting an empty pop bottle against a pole . Everything ended up a.o.k. and i told the guy too 'take it easy' . I didn't realized he was/is a little handicapped until i got off the bus .
Well, i went too EB Games at the downtown mall and turned on my sheilds as too defend myself against all the yuppie/suit & tie/trendy conformist clones and proceeded to go there .
I got Mercenaries and hung out for about 15 minutes joking with 2 of the guys working there and then left .
Long story short - I'm waiting for calls from Borders for my new copies of Island of Death and
Pinnochio 964 and my game was/is perfect! One of the coolest/funnest games i've played in awhile . I did try out my P64 dvd and so far it seems too work, but why settle with something screwy??? Besides that, i'm a total nerd/fan/collector of crazy flicks and anime so it just woundn't be right! Blahblah.blah.
I'm gonna play a little bit of Mercenaries in a few minutes while drinking coffee and then watch a flick . Dunno which one, mabe duh i dunno! The Bizarre Alien -Earth-

Saturday, January 08, 2005

Greetings from OuterFace!

The year 3035 . It is always this year for some reason when i travel thru The Outer-Dimension ending up there in that strange post-apocalyptic sci-fi world .
A world populated by different beings, that being humans, aliens, mutants and machines( too many different types of robots, cyborgs, etc. too list here ) .

I have been stuck on this planet for far too long . It all began in 1971 when i was brought to life all thanks too a pair of humans who felt it necessary too fullfill their lusts and thus 9 months later i burst out into the light from the warm darkness of my mothers womb .
My dreams of space all started with seeing Star Wars wayyyyyy back in 1977 or '78 ???
It continued with Battlestar Galactica, Buck Rogers, Star Trek, etc.
Staring up at the stars one night imagining starships with a smile on my face .

Stuff i've been highly digging the last couple months: movies & anime( SAW, HE INCREDIBLES, TEAM AMERICA:WORLD POLICE, RUBBER'S LOVER, THRILLER-A CRUEL PICTURE, THE DEADLY SPAWN, RETURNER, EXCEL SAGA boxset, SNAKE & CRANE ARTS OF SHAOLIN, SPIRITUAL KUNG-FU, GOLDEN CONSTABLES, and tons of other greats!)

Videogames( GTA:SAN ANDREAS, HALO 2, RUMBLE ROSES, TRON .02 KILLER APP, STAR WARS:KOTOR 2-THE SITH LORDS, MERCENARIES( demo), GOLDENEYE, etc. on Xbox, Ps2, and N64 ) .

Reading CHAPTERHOUSE DUNE by Frank Herbert( 6th book in the Dune series - EXCELLENT stuff!) .

The ship awaits - transmissions recieved too teleport home - nanoo! nanoo! Images becoming grainy . Message out - Earth 2005 . The Bizarre Alien/XTSGM . Gynger Forever - Godzilla RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep on rocking in the space zone .